Fucking Twi-tards.
DisgustLaura ( a friend ) asked me to interview this girl, who I call Icky-Vicky by the way, about vampires and Twilight. ( I never liked this skank, she's so mean, and does not know how to dress )
I told her to sit near me on the bus so I could question her. She asked me what the interview was for. It was for our school's shoddy newspaper. The questions for the interview were written on a sheet of paper, where Laura had written a reminder to me in big, bold, underlined letters: Don't offend her!!
Anyway. She asked me what it was about and I told her it was about Twilight. I told her how horrible I thought the series was and got super uppity at me. She said that all the people that don't like Twilight are "stupid", and so I must be too. She asked me if there was something wrong with my mental constitution. I told her that's precisely why I hate talking to Twi-tards: they're just so fucking narrow-minded. After asking her what her name was, I realized I could not do this interview, I had no patience for her. So I asked Artesha to do it for me.
This is how the interview went:
Q: Do you like vampires?
A: Yes!
Q: How long have you liked them, and why?
A: Whole life; I think it's cool 'cuz they're immortal!
Q: What do you think about Twilight?
A: ( laughs ) It's the most awesome, romantic thing!
Q: Do you think it's possible that there is a vampire craze currently ocuring?
A: Yes, I do. Not a craze, an obsession.
Q: Why are people obsessed with vampires?
A: Because they are beautiful and wonderful!
Q: What effect do they have on society?
A: It creates a whole bunch of fangirls ( laughs ), like me!
Q: What grade are you in?
A: 9th.
I nearly shot myself in the face.
While Artesha was questioning her, Icky-Vicky kept asking what the interview was for, even though I had already told her that it was for the school's newspaper.
Jenny, who was sitting next to me, kept making stabbing motions towards her.
I truly hate Twilight fans.
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Celestine: "Oh my god, what's wrong with them?!"
Lawn Mower: "They're white."
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you're very welcome.
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spread:
Peace
LoVe
harmony
and happiness
like glitter!!!
BEWARE! i do have a
your comment may be filled with 1+
:3
~moni
P.S.: awesome avi of cuteness courtesy of the awesome ~xGrimFirex (of cuteness. XD).
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Celestine: "Oh my god, what's wrong with them?!"
Lawn Mower: "They're white."
HURRR
+_Celestine!
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My english sux :3
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Celestine: "Oh my god, what's wrong with them?!"
Lawn Mower: "They're white."
HURRR
+_Celestine!
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"It's funny how a guy intends to put you in his back pocket, but in the end walks away wounded."- Megan Fox
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Celestine: "Oh my god, what's wrong with them?!"
Lawn Mower: "They're white."
HURRR
+_Celestine!
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Celestine: "Oh my god, what's wrong with them?!"
Lawn Mower: "They're white."
HURRR
+_Celestine!
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